Four Poems for the
1. Slovenia Will Never be the Same
— for Melania Trump
Slovenia will never be the same.
2. My Hair’s a Golden Helmet in the Sun
— for Donald Trump
3. I Am a Good Person, Overall
— for Hillary Clinton
Though I love all children in the Village, I would, of course, use nuclear weapons against Iran if called for.
4. Don’t be Mad at Me
— for Bernie Sanders
OK, OK, so I didn’t run an independent campaign… I talked to the Language Poets and they said no.